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CSmooth999
09-07-2002, 01:59 AM
WOW.. on the road tonight I come across a hottie rocking a Lancer with a nice little exhaust on it and god knows what else under the hood..
(not exactly my favorite car)

BUT he saw me... FLY BY HIM.. LOL

So he catches up (he at least now has some respect)... and we come to a stop light.. and he's a car behind me. He whips into the right lane and passes me leaving me in the DUST :mad:.. I mean this guy was OUTTIE... I'm now caught behind two cars... so finally I break thru and in 3rd take off like a bat outta hell...

Caught his ASS, smiled sweetly, and passed him :cool: ....

RED LIGHT. I stop.. he slams on his brakes. Looks over at me (windows are open) and says, "You're crazy, you're absolutely CRAZY" I ask WHY?! He says "Damn girl, I was going 100mph whatever you were doing to catch up with me is what I call CRAZY!!" ((Now that I think of it I was pushing like 5-grand in 4th.. who looks at the speedometer anyways??)) I'm innocent I swear!! :p

I laugh of course and he asks if I wanted to race when the light turned green.. I asked if he had an MT. He said yes so I dared him to light em up!! So there the two of us are, light turns green and we 'chirp' happily into first gear.

I double clutch in first gear to 'chirp' but the trani popped out of 1st and left me revin in neutral.. okay so now I looked totally stupid if he even realized what had happened!! But he didn't thank god.. Okay so MAYBE I need a little more practice or a good teacher :p..

Next red light we BS a little more, and light turns green.. off we go.. I toast him off the line this time because I wasn't messing around. And oppsie almost missed my turn!! Powerslided going like 60, it was SICK!!!

And that was the last I saw of him. But I must give that guy credit he tried!!! LOL.. NEXT!!

Paradox
09-07-2002, 06:09 AM
ouch, he got the smack laid on him

i do that misshift thing too...not a high rev one, but where it doesnt' go into gear. gotta hate that

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CivicBeater
09-07-2002, 11:55 AM
dang tranny popped out of first!! Ouch!

But listen ~chris~, there is nothing hotter than a fine chic doin a fly-by. You want to hear somethin awsome though..Thursday night comin home from school, two yeas i said TWO hot chics fly by me in there probe, Shoot u know i caught up to them with my 2 outstanding tickets i have (sound like camuman) I was givin them the look like, Good God you two are fine!! But ~chris~ if you want to know the way to a Man's heart, do a fly-by.

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19civic99
09-07-2002, 12:46 PM
power slide = sweet....= by a hot chick = even sweeter... :eek:

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CivicBeater
09-07-2002, 01:19 PM
haha...lol!! :D

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CSmooth999
09-08-2002, 01:19 AM
LMAO, fly-by to a man's heart??? I honestly don't think most men LIKE the idea of getting left in the dust by a girl...

I have decided to NEVER again wear anything but sneakers when driving.. my foot slipped off the clutch and I almost stalled and made a complete idiot of myself in front of some hot guy... but LUCKILY this time the trani popped out of 1st (AGAIN) and into neutral ha ha, and the guys thought I was revin' my engine on purpose... LMAO... silly boys.

Paradox
09-08-2002, 02:41 PM
i'd love to have a flyby by a girl...i'd pull back up and put the pimping skills to work.. :D
j/k, i'd just be like..hey baby

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Apexi rev/speed meter
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Amber tails painted Candy-Apple red

CivicBeater
09-09-2002, 09:45 AM
yeah, without a doubt ~chris~ Cause its usually some fag in a slow car with a really big "shopping cart" wing. but when its a hot chick it dont matter what she be driving, Thats hot. I guess it's a guy thing. :confused:

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CSmooth999
09-09-2002, 11:58 PM
You know, now that I think of it that fly-by thing works two-ways...

of course for any guy to fly-by ME... I mean seriously he would have to be HAULIN'..

So what do you normally 'superpimp' on the road?

Rob Jones
09-16-2002, 01:10 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ~Chris~:

So what do you normally 'superpimp' on the road?

[/quote]

Anything with 2 titties a hole and a heartbeat. lol. ;)

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CSmooth999
09-16-2002, 01:24 PM
Uhh.. so typical... http://www.clubhonda.com/images/ubbicons/nono.gif

Anything huh?? LMAO...

CivicBeater
09-16-2002, 01:33 PM
rob jones how old are you, bro cause your pretty inconsiderate knowin that there is ladies reading your posts. Thats just flat out messed up yo!

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Rob Jones
09-16-2002, 02:14 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by CivicBeater:
rob jones how old are you, bro cause your pretty inconsiderate knowin that there is ladies reading your posts. Thats just flat out messed up yo!
[/quote]

Older than you. Oh well. It's not like none of them have never heard shit like that before. Plus, Girls love it when your honest. Check the new sig.
P.S. Please don't preach to me.

Thank you.

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CSmooth999
09-16-2002, 02:46 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Oh well. It's not like none of them have never heard shit like that before. Plus, Girls love it when your honest. [/quote]

You are right in the sense that I've heard $hit like that before... thus my 'typical' comment..

But I'm going to have to disagree with the 'love it when your honest' thang.. trust me on this one..

CivicBeater
09-16-2002, 06:30 PM
thanks ~chris~ this 12 year old thinks he knows everything to women :rolleyes:

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Camuman
09-16-2002, 08:30 PM
i'd rock a lancer, but only the evo VIII ;)

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APR Chip w/5 prog:3" turboback exhuast:ATP lower motor mount:GFB DV/BOV:Neuspeed Lower IC Pipe:
N75 Race Valve:BMC CDA intake:Alientech window controller
Pioneer P1R:6 channel PPI Amp
SUPERPIMPS, LTD

candymanjl
09-16-2002, 08:57 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Camuman:
i'd rock a lancer, but only the evo VIII ;)
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yeah, that thing will rock, looks like the US will actually get the real deal, 280+hp version.

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CSmooth999
09-16-2002, 10:48 PM
The EvoIII is hot, BUT ... I'll run that off the road too.. oh well!! LOL

Joad
09-17-2002, 03:02 AM
Just a question Chris. What do you have under that hood? You talk with a lot of confindence. Im new here so.... just curious :eek:

Rob Jones
09-17-2002, 05:35 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by CivicBeater:
thanks ~chris~ this 12 year old thinks he knows everything to women :rolleyes:
[/quote]

I will just leave it alone. I have better things to do with my time. Plus arguing on the internet is pointless and a sign of a true 12 year old. I'm done.

Back to the topic I would PIMP a lancer.

Thank you. :)

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candymanjl
09-17-2002, 11:15 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Rob Jones:

Back to the topic I would PIMP a lancer.

Thank you. :)

[/quote]


good man :)

yeah, I think I need to rent a nice car so I can pull up at the dealer and get a chance at a test drive when they come out :D

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CSmooth999
09-18-2002, 10:33 AM
LMAO... Candyman!!

Originally posted by Joad's CRX Holland:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> Just a question Chris. What do you have under that hood? You talk with a lot of confindence. Im new here so.... just curious [/quote]

LOL, well to be honest with you I just got the car and I'm collecting parts to be installed... I'm really good at the 'acquiring' part of this process, the install process is another story.

Besides the definite CAI, I'm working on getting an exhaust and ultimately a 350hp water ball-bearing turbo...http://www.clubhonda.com/images/ubbicons/naughty.gif
((and maybe one day a Sequential 6-speed trani))

But with that I have to upgrade the brakes/rotors, suspension, and stiffen up the chassis a little... so I may do that first..

And for Scoobie to Superpimp properly, he's got 18" Sokudos w/ Toyo Proxes on the way...

But I talk with confidence because I know what I'm capable of.http://www.clubhonda.com/images/ubbicons/yesnod.gif

(( And I have nothing better to do than talk $hit about the WRX's competition, of course ))

I don't like Lancers http://www.clubhonda.com/images/ubbicons/ptptptptptpt.gif and for that reason no matter how fast it is or who is driving, I'm running it off the road!!!! :cool: LOL.. (Note: I am laughing at my statement, I just like that idea.)

CivicBeater
09-18-2002, 10:41 AM
haha!!! A woman who aint skeered http://www.clubhonda.com/images/ubbicons/awink.gif

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CivicBeater
09-18-2002, 10:42 AM
I don't like Lancers...But...~chris~ i like you. http://www.clubhonda.com/images/ubbicons/dance2.gif

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CSmooth999
09-18-2002, 11:07 AM
Aweee.. that's sweet...

I guess Candyman has been helping you out!! http://www.clubhonda.com/images/ubbicons/loveletter.gif LOL.. Hey Rich, do you train these guys to be Superpimps?!

CivicBeater
09-18-2002, 11:40 AM
when it comes to being smooth candyman is a http://www.clubhonda.com/images/ubbicons/baby.gif

haha...LOL!!

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9seccivic
09-18-2002, 11:41 AM
dam you guys are smooth...what color is that "civic beater?"

1990 civic
stroked b16 turbontetics turbo,water to air intercooler, gsr trans clutch masters dual disc clutch, 28x10 goodyear slicks up front monoque wheels,kirkey seat,no interior,no wings, no altezzas No neon no bling dont chill with "homies"

CivicBeater
09-18-2002, 11:51 AM
Fast teal green..ehh wasnt really my choice..but its aight

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9seccivic
09-18-2002, 11:51 AM
like a john deere?

1990 civic
stroked b16 turbontetics turbo,water to air intercooler, gsr trans clutch masters dual disc clutch, 28x10 goodyear slicks up front monoque wheels,kirkey seat,no interior,no wings, no altezzas No neon no bling dont chill with "homies"

CSmooth999
09-18-2002, 11:52 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> when it comes to being smooth candyman is a http://www.clubhonda.com/images/ubbicons/baby.gif haha...LOL!! [/quote]

Candyman taught you everything you know.. don't deny it..

It's okay, if you keep trying, MAYBE someday you will be as cool as him.. never give up!

CivicBeater
09-18-2002, 11:52 AM
yeah i need some yellow rims

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9seccivic
09-18-2002, 11:58 AM
nothin runs like a deere

1990 civic
stroked b16 turbontetics turbo,water to air intercooler, gsr trans clutch masters dual disc clutch, 28x10 goodyear slicks up front monoque wheels,kirkey seat,no interior,no wings, no altezzas No neon no bling dont chill with "homies"

CivicBeater
09-18-2002, 11:59 AM
have you ever heard the song by Kenny Chesney: she thinks my tractor is sexy

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9seccivic
09-18-2002, 12:03 PM
no i cant say i have, sounds funny though...

1990 civic
stroked b16 turbontetics turbo,water to air intercooler, gsr trans clutch masters dual disc clutch, 28x10 goodyear slicks up front monoque wheels,kirkey seat,no interior,no wings, no altezzas No neon no bling dont chill with "homies"

9seccivic
09-18-2002, 12:06 PM
my extent of country is the whiskey aint workin anymore from travis tritt.

1990 civic
stroked b16 turbontetics turbo,water to air intercooler, gsr trans clutch masters dual disc clutch, 28x10 goodyear slicks up front monoque wheels,kirkey seat,no interior,no wings, no altezzas No neon no bling dont chill with "homies"

CSmooth999
09-18-2002, 12:19 PM
Riight....

9seccivic
09-18-2002, 12:23 PM
??????????

1990 civic
stroked b16 turbontetics turbo,water to air intercooler, gsr trans clutch masters dual disc clutch, 28x10 goodyear slicks up front monoque wheels,kirkey seat,no interior,no wings, no altezzas No neon no bling dont chill with "homies"

CivicBeater
09-18-2002, 12:30 PM
i didnt think you knew what country was living in cali..hehe

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9seccivic
09-18-2002, 12:38 PM
thats about it, but i did live in michigan for 28 years....

1990 civic
stroked b16 turbontetics turbo,water to air intercooler, gsr trans clutch masters dual disc clutch, 28x10 goodyear slicks up front monoque wheels,kirkey seat,no interior,no wings, no altezzas No neon no bling dont chill with "homies"

CivicBeater
09-18-2002, 12:44 PM
well your cut out, There's some rednecks in michigan ;)

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9seccivic
09-18-2002, 12:51 PM
cut out? hmmm, rednecks in MI yes they are here in cali too. now i just fit in with the californians, goofy hair, tattoos etc.

1990 civic
stroked b16 turbontetics turbo,water to air intercooler, gsr trans clutch masters dual disc clutch, 28x10 goodyear slicks up front monoque wheels,kirkey seat,no interior,no wings, no altezzas No neon no bling dont chill with "homies"

CivicBeater
09-18-2002, 12:53 PM
yeah the "bum" looks. Are there alot of homeless people there?

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9seccivic
09-18-2002, 12:56 PM
bum looks, hmmm well whatever you call it. anyways homeless, not where i live. in LA yes,

1990 civic
stroked b16 turbontetics turbo,water to air intercooler, gsr trans clutch masters dual disc clutch, 28x10 goodyear slicks up front monoque wheels,kirkey seat,no interior,no wings, no altezzas No neon no bling dont chill with "homies"

CivicBeater
09-18-2002, 01:53 PM
yeah i guess all big cities like Miami and l.a. got bums

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Camuman
09-18-2002, 02:32 PM
hah, you guys need to see bumfights!!!! now thats some crazy shit.
www.bumfights.com (http://www.bumfights.com)

rufus the stunt bum ROCKS!

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>2002 JETTA 1.8t 5M(Mad Boost Machine)
APR Chip w/5 prog:3" turboback exhuast:ATP lower motor mount:GFB DV/BOV:Neuspeed Lower IC Pipe:
N75 Race Valve:BMC CDA intake:Alientech window controller
Pioneer P1R:6 channel PPI Amp
SUPERPIMPS, LTD

9seccivic
09-18-2002, 03:00 PM
i like bling bling the crack expert

1990 civic
stroked b16 turbontetics turbo,water to air intercooler, gsr trans clutch masters dual disc clutch, 28x10 goodyear slicks up front monoque wheels,kirkey seat,no interior,no wings, no altezzas No neon no bling dont chill with "homies"

CivicBeater
09-19-2002, 07:51 AM
yeah, thats a cool site :)

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19civic99
09-19-2002, 10:47 PM
bums that fight own me... :(

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1999 Civic DX Coupe

some mods... :)
JDM B18C1..hopefully soon....
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CivicBeater
09-20-2002, 08:03 AM
i thought those "bum fights" were just ordinary punks who go around and beat up homeless people?

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19civic99
09-20-2002, 11:03 PM
bums are funnyy..i stand by my commentt...

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1999 Civic DX Coupe

some mods... :)
JDM B18C1..hopefully soon....
http://www.clubhonda.com/images/ubbicons/canada.gif

http://www.clubhonda.com/images/ubbicons/confused.gif Crazy drifting video http://www.clubhonda.com/images/ubbicons/confused.gif
http://members.aol.com/firemanbones/private/drift.gif

lewd43
10-07-2002, 12:35 PM
Hot Girl = $20(strip club cover charge)

powersliding = $200(new tires)

Scoobie = 25g's

Hot Girl Powersliding in a Scobbie = Priceless

CivicBeater
10-07-2002, 12:42 PM
too bad i dont know any hot girls who own a scoobie??

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